I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.