The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.