I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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