So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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