To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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