I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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