if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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