I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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