why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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