Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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