But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Umm I'm too high to move.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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