kristin has been a bad kristin
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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