Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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