Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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