I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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