there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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