I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I've blown a few things in my day
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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