guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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