I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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