I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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