Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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