i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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