I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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