nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa