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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow

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  Perfect. Like where your heads at

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  By relax I mean have sex

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

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  yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.

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• (315): View more from New York

  So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.

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  They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser

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• (209): View more from California

  PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.

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  Why haven't you proposed already?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Help me help you realize you are a moron

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