I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.