Did you just see the Batmobile???
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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