New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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