She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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