Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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honey bunches of taint.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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