Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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