well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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