she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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