But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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