So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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