would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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