yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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