are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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