So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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