Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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