Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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