no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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