brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
There was a lot of him and a little penis
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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