We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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