come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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