With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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