Having a random hookup so left but love u
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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