The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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