ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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