Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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