a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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