He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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