I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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