Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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