I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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