that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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