I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I believe in your delicious
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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