is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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