Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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